The Tesla Cybertruck has had a rough launch. It’s had six recalls already, it gets damaged by stickers, and it’s become a laughingstock nationwide. On TikTok, in the news, Cybertruck owners are ridiculed at every turn. It raises the question: Is that why you bought one? If so, we want to talk.
Tesla has sold nearly 30,000 Cybertrucks, and being degraded is popular enough within kink circles. You’d think that someone must have bought a Cybertruck specifically because of all the ire and demeaning comments it draws. Is it you? Did you spend six figures just to show the world how pathetic you are?
I’m not here to kinkshame, but I will shame the sheer dollar amounts at play here. Spending over $100,000 just to get your rocks off? I know some pro dommes who’d work wonders with that kind of money, and at least you’d get to interact with another human being without a windshield in between.
If you’re a Cybertruck owner with a degradation kink, let me know. Email me at adasilva@jalopnik.com and let me know what your intent was and how it’s gone for you. I’m genuinely curious if this is an effective sales strategy for much-loathed cars.
