Last updated: August 9, 2024 by Amanda
It’s the spookiest time of year, so why not “treat” your friends, family, and neighbors to a Halloween knock knock joke! I love Halloween – from fond childhood memories of bobbing apples at a kid’s Halloween party, watching scary movies, and taking my son and his friends trick or treating – dressed as vampires and superheroes.
Are you searching for the funniest rib-tickling Halloween knock-knock jokes for kids? On this page, you’ll find a huge collection of hilarious jokes to lift your spirits! From hair-raising monster and ghost jokes, to witch and skeleton jokes that will make your skin crawl. I’ve even thrown in a few dad jokes – sure to make you groan like a zombie.
Witch-ing you a happy Halloween!
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Best Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
In this section, you’ll find our favorite knock-knock Halloween jokes that are frightfully funny! These jokes are perfect for trick or treating. Be sure to treat your neighbors with a joke or two.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome candy to me, please.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my candy!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open up quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gourd. Gourd who? Gourd to see you, it’s pumpkin season!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad it’s a pumpkin and not something scary?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter not forget my invitation to the Halloween party!
Short Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Want to keep your jokes quick and to the point? These short Halloween knock-knock jokes will creep it real!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bone. Bone who? Bone to be wild, just like this skeleton!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hall. Hall who? Hall-ways creepy in a haunted house!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Spell you later, this wizard’s busy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tibia. Tibia who? Tibia honest, this skeleton’s got no guts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin up all your candy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yeti. Yeti who? Yeti or not, here comes the monster!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thirsty. Thirsty who? Thirsty vampire, ready for a drink!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana Who? Ivana suck your blood!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hex. Hex who? Hex-cited to cast a spell on you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-hoo, don’t cry, it’s just a ghost!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Haunt. Haunt who? Haunt you glad I didn’t scare you?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Grave. Grave who? Grave mistake, letting a zombie in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wand. Wand who? Wand-er where I put my spellbook?
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
These fang-tastic kid-friendly Halloween knock knock jokes are perfect for little monsters of all ages.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t be sad, I’m just here to tickle your funny bone!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Treat. Treat who? Treat yourself to some Halloween fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gum. Gum who? Gum to the door, it’s trick or treat time!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo! Did I scare you in my ghost costume?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch costume should I wear tonight?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy costume’s all wrapped up and ready to go!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat I look great in my superhero costume!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sweet. Sweet who? Sweet tooth ready for some trick or treating!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Choco. Choco who? Choco-late or candy, what’s your treat?
Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Here’s our favorite funny Halloween knock-knock jokes that are sure to give your best friend (or even your annoying siblings) a giggle.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Skeleton. Skeleton who? Why do you ask, when there’s no-body there?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howl! Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Brain. Brain who? Brainstorming some zombie jokes, want to help?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you has my broomstick?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Count. Count who? Count Dracula, ready to suck your… candy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Were. Were who? Are you howling? I think you’re turning into a werewolf!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Spell your name so I can put it in my book of magic!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scream. Scream who? Scream all you want, you’re in a haunted house!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy’s the word, but I just had to say hi!
Scary Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
From spooky haunted houses, to creepy monsters and mummies, in this section, you’ll find our favorite scary Halloween knock-knock jokes that will tickle your funny bone.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivory. Ivory who? Ivory time I see a skeleton, it cracks me up!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mon. Mon who? Monster who just wants to be your friend!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frankenstein, but you can call me Frank!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beast. Beast who? Beast friend you’ll ever have, even if I’m a little hairy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coffin. Coffin who? Coffin up a joke, because this vampire’s got a sense of humor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Black cat. Black cat who? Black cat, ready to cross your path!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hag. Hag who? Hag-nificent witch here to put a spell on you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghoul. Ghoul who? Ghoul-friend, let’s go haunt the town!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wrap. Wrap who? Wrap me up, I’m a mummy on the go!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Undead. Undead who? Undead or alive, I’m coming for you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tomb. Tomb who? Tomb it may concern, the mummy is here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cobweb. Cobweb who? Cobwebs everywhere, it’s a haunted house!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pharaoh. Pharaoh who? Pharaoh amount of bandages, I’m a wrapped up mummy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alakazam. Alakazam who? Alakazam, and you’re under a wizard’s spell!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Casket. Casket who? Casket’s time to wake the mummy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fright. Fright who? Fright up your alley, it’s a haunted house!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bridge. Bridge who? Bridge troll here, you must pay the toll!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gobble. Gobble who? Gobble up your goats, I’m a hungry troll!
Halloween Knock Knock Dad Jokes
Here are a few bonus jokes for our favorite (terrible) joke teller… Dad! He’ll love these groan-worthy Halloween knock knock Dad jokes.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl, you like my spooky dad jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-hoo, why are you crying? It’s just a dad joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you wants to hear another dad joke?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat I’m the best dad joker around!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy’s cooking up some corny jokes with dad!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost you thought I was done with the dad jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scare. Scare who? Scare to hear another dad joke?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Monster. Monster who? Monster-iously funny dad here with even more jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Creep. Creep who? Creep your cool, there’s more dad jokes coming!
I hope these Halloween knock knock jokes bring you some spooky cackles and laughter this scary season!
More Halloween Laughs and Shouts!
These aren’t all; we have more gut-busting Halloween jokes that will make you scream with laughter!
And there are more laughs where these came from, no matter the holiday:
Halloween Coloring Pages
Looking for more coloring activities for the whole family as you get in the Halloween spirit? Check out our Halloween coloring pages, Monster coloring pages, and Ghost Coloring Pages for an abundance of spooky pictures for your little monsters to color in, plus fun activity sheets to keep them entertained while you get the house Halloween-ready. And for the older kids and adults? Intricate zentangles await!
